hanfeng1314 发表于 2023-4-28 00:38   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、老婆:老公,你说奇怪不奇怪,我竟然可以用眼睛吃饭!
我:说的新鲜,用眼怎么吃?
老婆:看你一眼就饱了!
我。。。

2、和老公一起上班,路遇一大妈,老公热情地打了招呼,过后我问:“她谁?”
“我们食堂大妈!”
我调侃到:“看你打招呼那么热情,还以为你们财务的呢!”
“你现实一点行不?食堂大妈能给你多打点饭,财务靓妹能给你多发点钱么?”
我。。。

3、老婆:老公你去帮我把粥热热,我饿了!
老公:那粥再热就干了
老婆:没事我当干饭吃
老公:我怕他焦了
老婆:没事我可以当锅巴吃。
老公!@#!@#
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