wzw284391485 发表于 2016-4-2 20:21   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则


  1.这世界还真是无巧不成书。大学舍友最近交了个女朋友,带回家见父母,一家人乱成一锅粥。她居然是他爸以前包养过的,他妈还找人揍过她……
  
  2.今天跟往常一样去买菜,结果看到卖菜老板跟一美女正在吵的不开交,是时候该我挺身而出,英雄救美了!结果刚走上前,那买菜老板一把抓住我,对那美女说“孩子亲爹就是他,就他天天来摸我的黄瓜~~”
   
    3.今天吃饭的时候,木耳肉丝里竟然吃出一根头发,我大怒,拍桌子叫道 “服务员,这怎么回事?”老婆一巴掌扇过来 “叫你妹,自家里吃饭,装个什么大爷!”
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